Guaranteed To Make YOU Smile..

There is no better feeling than making another person happy. Like love, it's no other feeling than that. Thats one state you WILL and CAN feel - e v e r y - emotion there is to man! Me and my best friend was talking about how good it feels when a guy calls and says they are hungry and you surprise them with something to eat, thats guaranteed happiness. It's little stupid things like that, that I like. && today for instance, I'm over my best friends house while she's at work and I just cleaned her WHOLE room up! (picture to the left!) && If you know her she almost NEVER puts anything up. She's not dirty, just messy! Lol. && she always "attempts" to clean but NEVER finishes, so I helped her. && I can't wait to see her reaction when she comes home!...

Stripping aint Easy...

So when I was watching Bow Wow live today, he explained his "Pole in my Basement" video, which in my mind did not need no explanation, was a fantasy for males! Well, thats funny because it's a fantasy for me to! Strippers in my mind are some exotic, sexy, talented mutha-fRUCKers! Who can just work a object (pole) in so many different ways its amazing. I have fantasies about mi stripping all the time. I actually took pole classes on tuesdays last year during school && I really enjoyed it! (I guarantee when I settle down I WILL have a pole in my bedroom!) Stripping is a form of expressing yourself and feeling sexy about it at the same time, in my opinion...

I know some people may be thinking like, "WTF is she talking about?" && strippers are hoes or sluts and they are selling their bodies for money && blah, blah blah! I don't care about all that! Money is money, you have to start from the bottom to get to the top no matter what it is you do! && If stripping is what an individual chooses, so be it!

I could never strip personally because I dont have the strenght or backbone to literally strip in front of a group of people! I'm scared as hell to do that! && if you sit and think about it, thats the problem most females have. That's fast money! It aint that they don't wanna sell their body or be a hoe, yall bitches are just scared && so am I. POINT BLANK! Lol!

So until then I'll leave it to Gigi Maguire. She currently works at Majic City && she is far beyond confident about her work && I loveee her! I wish she could show me how she superman-ed this pole like this! Cause dayummmmm....

(Even Trey Songz likes her; && their close friends!)

Who Got A Pole in their Basement?

If you haven't already heard about it, today is the day you will! Bow Wow formerly known as Lil Bow Wow has grown up into this exotic-LY, sexy, nasty boy whom created a song that every guy in the world could probably relate to, "Pole in my Basement" and I like it! In his opinion this video was to relate to the male fan base, females as well, but more so to the males displaying what a guy fantasizes about. I guess all guys fantasize about having a stripper in their basement that they can't touch because the strippers mindset is to make money! But okay...

Anywho, this video is not as provocative as everyone made it out to be. It's just the typical female in a music video with her booty out. But I guess because it's one female dancing on a pole for her "male friend" and a camera that makes it's exciting. Seems like the video camera is making everyone excited, as "Birthday Sex" video displayed as well. But I must admit, "shorty got an azz on her", no disrespect! But in my opinion, if Bow was my "male friend" && he had a pole in his basement with a camera, Well, lets just say - you could call me Kim and call him Ray! *drops mic*

Watch the video...

Do you like "Birthday Sex"...

With the phenomenal takeover && obsession this song has done to the world, along with the low budgets artist are suffering from, I believe Jeremih's "Birthday Sex" video just add's the perfect touch to fully envision this song! Me personally, I love the song && the video! Although I still don't know whose birthday it was? Anywayz, is it just me or does Jeremih turn u on in this video, tattooed keyboard down his arm, feeding her strawberry's, blindfolds, side smiles && handling that girl all aggressively, Mmm....

Click Link to watch video:

http://www.videohustle.com/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=1&video_id=63

"Don't tap out, fight until the end;
ring that bell we gon' start over again!"

My SONG of the Month...

Everytime I watch this video I get butterflies! It's one of them songs that you listen to and get really into it && me personally, I can't watch/listen to it without getting into it and displaying it physically (dancing and singing along HARD!)

Just watch..

"Sittin' patient, steady waitin' for the day when I can face it/The one that can love me for who I am and so much more/is it you?/You're my bond, say that I, I found the one/I ain't goin' to rest till I know for sure so"....

Can "ANY" female be sexy?!

So last night I was chilling with some guy friends of mines and they was arguing that "not all girls can be sexy!" Hold up, because for a second I was really like HUH?! What you mean? Any girl can put on a nice sexy, tight dress with her nice curves being hugged by that

perfect dress, with her hair, nails and make-up done to perfection with them sexy 6 inch heels && be sexy...

But then they stopped mi, && one friend in particular said..."OHHHH NOOOO, a cute girl can have all that on but then come in the club and can't dance, ugly posture and just be sloppy looking and that whole sexy appeal she gave off in the beginning is gone!"

So I thought for a minute and...that is true! Girls take all that time to try and "look" sexy but then forget to "be" sexy as well, females don't realize how close a male watches us. Of course, their first thought is "DAMN, shorty girl sexy in that tight azz dress", but AS SOON AS you slip up and they see you, along with their niggas, they are not going to embarrass themselves with the fact that you "looked" sexy instead of "looking and being" sexy, their pride is to strong for that.

But please believe, let them see you again without they boys..I bet they'll give you another try! Lol.

Example of a sexy female (as they stated)

was Ciara! && in my opinion, I agree because Ciara (@princessSuperC) is fu$ckin' PHENOMENAL! && realistically for example, in the words of the Ocean's 7 "NecoleBitchie was looking sexy in that club last night!"

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Welcome to Laverne's Life...

Well, hello everyone. I feel soooo excited about this blog. I never really tend to express myself as much, I usually find myself helping others as they express themselves so this blog will be a GREAT place for me to vent and I cannot wait! You can expect anything to appear within the lines of my blog. From conversations about life, sex, money, celebs, drama, gossip, fantasies, ambitions and etc. I'll send you through watery, mouth-dropping, heart-racing excursions that you won't forget!

But any who, enough of this lets get started....

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